The Hemlines of Disproportion

Accidental hemlines have been a plague on society for decades.

Case File #1: The Great Hemline Heist

In 1987, notorious fashionista extraordinaire, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, was accused of stealing the world's last pair of perfectly proportioned hemlines.

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Leg Length Records

We keep track of the most egregious examples of ill-conceived hemlines.

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